Sunday, August 11, 2013

Glad we could get that cleared up

For a while now I've been trying to decide on the least sexy euphemisms for sex that I've heard in a song.  I've narrowed it down to:

J Cole—Can't Get Enough
"get up in the guts"

Dev—In the Dark
"open me up and do some surgery"

I still couldn't really decide which of those two is the least erotic, but a cursory internet search shows that "get up in the guts" is not a clever invention by Mr. Cole but rather awful slang in use in other songs as well, whereas "open me up and do some surgery" appears to be unique to Dev's song.

So congratulations Dev, you have produced the least sexy euphemism for sex ever.

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