Anyone have inside jokes with themselves? I definitely do. The hot tubs at my gym have signs in front of them that say
Soap shower required before entering whirlpool
but I decided that was basically just a nice way of saying something else, so every time I see those signs I'm slightly amused now because I translate them in my head to
Hey! Scrub yo butthole
So if you ever see me smirking near the hot tubs, that's why.