Friday, April 5, 2013

Hot tubs

Anyone have inside jokes with themselves?  I definitely do.  The hot tubs at my gym have signs in front of them that say

Soap shower required before entering whirlpool

but I decided that was basically just a nice way of saying something else, so every time I see those signs I'm slightly amused now because I translate them in my head to

Hey! Scrub yo butthole

So if you ever see me smirking near the hot tubs, that's why.


Matthew Beermann said...

Gay bathhouses are the same way.

Travis said...

[trumpet "wah-wah" sound]