Thursday, February 9, 2012

Brevity is the soul of wit

More thoughts that were too compact to really deserve their own blog post.

Mom logic: "You know, I don't think I've made these since the last time I made them."

Christmas Eve at 8pm: the best time to double-check that you agreed to not exchange gifts with someone.

" from Times Square it's Justin Bieber, and just before the ball drops..."

It always seems like Microsoft could make better use of their money by getting someone who gets paid a lot less than I do to clean the coffee stains off of the furniture before I move into a new office. But then again I'm on salary and coffee stain cleaning isn't gonna show up on my review, so I suppose in a way, they're paying me nothing for today. Maybe they're on to something.

When you enter the men's room and the first thought that comes to your mind is an Oregon Trail joke about oxen dying while fording the river, that is your sign that there is too much pee on the floor.

Yo mama so old her website still has an animated rainbow ruled-line GIF above her Get Netscape 2.0 button.

Came home tonight to a kitchen full of fried chicken and ice cream. Totally forgot that it was black history month until now.