Leafy green

At the gym today I was sort of spacing out and was trying to think of what you could call a mild case of Asperger's Syndrome.  I was thinking of healthier alternatives to burgers (since pergers are not a thing).  The first thing that came to mind was a burger wrap—a lot of places around here offer lettuce-wrapped burgers for people who are avoiding carbs.  That would make it something like Lettuce-wrapped Asperger's or Asperger wrap's or something.  Sucks; try again.  The next thing that came to mind was a salad, which yields Ass-salad syndrome.  Conclusion: not a productive daydreaming topic.  Back to lifting.