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I've been dieting moderately strictly recently.  I've lost several pounds—nothing drastic, but enough that at least it's sort of working.  It's not quite what I was hoping for, but if I can keep this rate up for several months it might be okay.  Losing weight means being miserable all the time, and part of being miserable is unusually powerful cravings for things that are delicious.  The delicious things I've been craving recently include:

• Blueberry sour cream cake donuts (this particular urge is just bizarrely powerful)
• Chocolate mousse
• Like, an entire vat of gummi bears
• Brownies
• Cadbury's Mini Eggs (not the same as Creme Eggs)

There; now you can be miserable too.