Miak, defined

I started to basically rewrite this post nearly word-for-word, but I remembered in time.  After thinking of milk again today and once again associating it with the movie Ernest Scared Stupid, I decided to look up the word "miak" online to find out what it is.  As it turns out, it may not be anything at all.  The best search result I got for "miak" was the Urban Dictionary page for the word, which claims that it's probably a made-up word.  I feel so lied-to and betrayed.  Not only did that childhood movie give me a lifelong association with the word "milk," but that association was with something that doesn't even exist!