Next year I'm going to have a reserved parking spot, all for me. It will be right next to the door, and it will have a special sign, and I will have a special parking tag. People who aren't me who try and park there will be towed. It's gonna be neat. I don't even think that the VP who works in my building has one.
Of course, I can't give away my secret and tell you how I got such a thing. Maybe if you ask me nicely. (Or, it will probably be fairly obvious to someone who reads the special parking tag once I have it next year.)
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Will you please tell someone who will probably never see the sign?
Hmmmmm.....carpooling?
Around here, they auction those parking spaces off for charity a couple of times a year...
Hmmm, carpooling. Clever; I hadn't thought of that. But yes, Matthew has figured out my secret. Someone gets to eat, I get to not search five minutes for a parking spot. Seemed like a good deal to me.
Aww, poor Travis. At the rate things are going, soon you'll have no secrets left!
I just assumed you suddenly became handicapped.
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