Thursday, April 17, 2008


My office is adjacent to a conference room, and I think that that contributes somewhat to my trashcan being more of a public entity than it otherwise would be. I often come into my office and notice a variety of Starbucks cups, candy bar wrappers, and other food detritus in there. I occasionally wonder whether the very people who add trash to my trashcan see the contents and think to themselves, "Good Lord, this guy's such a pig."


Andy Rutledge said...

If you wanted to further the mystery for people who use your trash can, leave like three dozen opened condom wrappers or several spent rounds of ammunition. That'll keep them wondering.

Travis said...

Three dozen seems a little excessive, don't you think?

Andy Rutledge said...

Oh, did I say "dozen"? I meant "hundred".