I had at least one of those little ten-second dreams last night, or at least that's all I remember. This time it was even more vague than usual. Someone was advertising, or selling, or explaining the use of condoms. It might have been an ad on TV or something. They were talking about how their brand of condoms was extra-comfortable because it was loose-fitting. Upon closer inspection, one could see that what was being advertised as a condom was a plastic sandwich bag.