Monday, October 29, 2007

Sharon Osbourne

Now I can no longer say that I've never dreamed about Sharon Osbourne. When I woke up this morning, I immediately stumbled over to a pen and paper so I could write things down. I think I've figured out what all of the words are now, and I remember a couple vague scenes from the dream.

Sharon Osbourne dancing
& singing at school (college)
rally - heavy
metal? - students
sitting on grass near
large fountain

Kind of like poetry, don't you think? But yeah. I remember that Winona Ryder was there, dressed up as her character from Edward Scissorhands, the typical teenage girl who doesn't look at all like she's actually a teenager. She was sitting under a patio table umbrella, with her purse out on the table. Her father, Chevy Chase, walked by and picked up her purse to search it. He removed five Trojan condoms from her purse and said something like "have a lovely day, sweetie," to which she responded with a whiny "Dad!" Then, I looked over to a hill over by a big fountain, and Sharon Osbourne was there, beginning to perform for a scattered bunch of students. I don't know what she was singing, but it was hard rock, and she was dancing awkwardly. And that's when I woke up.

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