Today I wore a melon and maroon-striped shirt for the first time. It is... admittedly bright. People reacted at lunch:
Eric: Wow, did it just get warmer in here? I feel like it's three or four degrees warmer just by looking at you.
Me: Are you saying I'm hot?
Matt: No, he's saying that it seems like it's warmer in here because your shirt is flaming.
Me: Haha. No, it seems like it's warmer in here 'cause I just got burned.
After lunch another of my coworkers expressed his feelings for my shirt with a hand-drawn Tablet PC instant message:
Okay, I get the picture.
Hey, that drawing makes me look like I'm twelve stories tall, made of radiation.