Juicy cafeteria gossip

Today at lunch someone mentioned that the guy who makes the pizza in our cafeteria is going out with one of the cashiers. (I know them by name, but I'll preserve their innocence and avoid calling them out.) Wow, I didn't see him as the type of guy who could get a girlfriend. Weird, they don't seem like they'd be a couple at all. This lasted about thirty seconds. Then, we realized what we were doing and abruptly got up and left, back to our offices to talk of manly things like pointers and source control.