Tuesday, October 3, 2006


Ever since getting my own office and having my desk face a trash can on the other end of the room, my proficiency in Office Basketball has increased by about 200%. This impresses me, as I throw like a girl and half as accurate.

[DISCLAIMER: Not all human females are bad at sports.]


Matthew Johnson said...

I'm now imagining you with a deskful of empty Diet Coke cans, and you chuck them across the room one by one.

Derrick Stolee said...

I'm not sure if this is the correct interpretation, but I think you just admitted that your 200% improvement got you to the point where you can throw like a girl. What did you do before, throw like Steven Hawking?

Making fun of the paralyzed is the best.

Travis said...

I'd say that even with my 200% improvement, I'm still within the "throws like a girl" range.

Your comment gets an A+ from me.