There ARE free lunches at MicrosoftHooray recycled content! Ahh, that was back in the days when all sorts of people read this thing and commented. :)
Who says there's no such thing as a free lunch? I was sitting right here in my office, and a guy walked in and asked, "hey, do you want a free lunch?" I said yes, and he handed me a big white box containing a free lunch. I said "thanks" and he said "sure," and then he left.