One of the testers on my team is leaving soon, so a developer friend of mine will soon get that open window office. But, he'd much rather trade window offices with another senior tester on the team, who currently has an office right with a bunch of the developers. That way, he'd still be with the developers, and that senior tester would get to move in with the other testers. At lunch, we were trying to think of creative ways that he could convince the other guy to swap offices.
"Hey, maybe if he took that office over there, then some of Albert's greatness could rub off on him. Well, that could be insulting. Maybe some of his greatness could rub off Albert. Or maybe once he's over there, the whole test team could get together and they could all rub off each other. That would be quite the sight."