Well, anyway, I'm feeling better. The pink eye seems to be gone; I can look at a computer screen without discomfort now. I'll be back in contacts Monday or even this weekend. The flu seems to be mostly gone now; I mostly just have a residual cough. I'm still a bit sore and tired, but that will fade. The ear infections are still here, but at least I don't have to be on maximum dosage of pain killers around the clock.
I'll be ready to go back to work on Monday. Ready to go back and find out how far behind I am now.
At least I'll have gotten some rest out of the deal. And, I get way more sick days than I need anyway. Had my sick days not reset in the middle of my great illness, I'd still have three left for the year, which is about how many I'd used in all my employment at everywhere I've ever worked before two weeks ago.