Dear woman from the east coast whom I have met but don't really know,
Hello! I got your email, thanks. I'm not certain how you got my email address, actually. Thanks a bunch for the Kaylee/Inara erotic Firefly fan fiction link; I really appreciate it. Don't worry, it's not creepy at all. Even though you sent it to my work account and it will probably be archived for six months or something and backed up, I'm sure it's nothing I need to worry about.
Well, gotta go. Seeya!