Wednesday, November 16, 2005

If I were an elevator

Someday I'll be an elevator. I'll be the jackass kind of elevator that doesn't stop closing on you until after it's sure that it's caused nerve damage. The kind of elevator that doesn't always even stay long enough for people to get off, let alone let new people on, ensuring that people are being attacked from both sides just as they're entering.

I could be a jackass elevator and no one would care. Nobody would suspect it's intentional, and I'd be way too expensive to replace. And what are you going to tell the repairman, that your elevator might be evil? Yeah, they're gonna believe that.

Someday I'll be an elevator.

2 comments:

stolee said...

This may be the most entertaining post you've made yet. Kudos.

Travis said...

Which is kind of sad when you think about it.