Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Bitter hatred

I just hate static cling. Someone should really invent something that I could put in the dryer to get rid of it. Then, someone else could invent something that would remind me to actually use one when I dry my laundry.


Anonymous said...

Buy a monkey to put dryer sheets into the dryer for you as you do laundry.

Anonymous said...

All you have to do is discharge it. Just run your hands all over the shirt to get rid of the excess electrons.