Ugh, Halloween's a month away. It's so dangerous. I could try to make sure that I only got candies that I don't like, like Hershey's bars and Butterfingers and Mounds and Almond Joy, but if I get stuck with 90% of it like I did last year, that would really suck.
I could be one of those people who gives out popcorn in ghost-shaped bags. You know, an ass.
I could go with nothing but cans of tuna this year. Nobody took the tuna last year. I mostly just wanted to see kids' reactions to the choice of tuna or candy.