Thursday, September 22, 2005

Oh no... Halloween

Ugh, Halloween's a month away. It's so dangerous. I could try to make sure that I only got candies that I don't like, like Hershey's bars and Butterfingers and Mounds and Almond Joy, but if I get stuck with 90% of it like I did last year, that would really suck.

I could be one of those people who gives out popcorn in ghost-shaped bags. You know, an ass.

I could go with nothing but cans of tuna this year. Nobody took the tuna last year. I mostly just wanted to see kids' reactions to the choice of tuna or candy.

4 comments:

Henry Schimke said...

I think no offering of 'candy' is complete without a few folded-up pictures of yourself, as naked as the day they pulled your horrific appendages from your mother and re-assembled them into what ocassionally resembles a man.

Anonymous said...

after that last one I feel a little strange just asking how you could possibly not like Butterfingers. Unless of course you once wore braces ... then that could explain it.

Travis said...

I'm not really a fan of the taste of Butterfinger, I really dislike the texture, and I hate the way that it takes like twenty minutes to get the remnants out of your molars once you're done.

Travis said...

Oh, and for the record, Henry is awesome.