I'm just sitting here thinking about how bad the Doom movie starring The Rock is going to be. Seriously, it's going to be awful. I guess we're going to find out in a couple months. But, I mean, Doom doesn't have a lot of storyline to get in the way, and this script still manages to mess it up.
And, remember kids, the BFG 9000 is not a "Bio-Force Gun," no matter what Hollywood tries to tell you.