Sunday, June 5, 2005

Bio-force gun?

I'm just sitting here thinking about how bad the Doom movie starring The Rock is going to be. Seriously, it's going to be awful. I guess we're going to find out in a couple months. But, I mean, Doom doesn't have a lot of storyline to get in the way, and this script still manages to mess it up.

And, remember kids, the BFG 9000 is not a "Bio-Force Gun," no matter what Hollywood tries to tell you.

8 comments:

stack said...

Oh...oh god...no....

Kerjo said...

Does it somehow hurt that you know you're going to go see it anyway?

Travis said...

Dude, I saw Dungeons & Dragons. Nothing can break me.

Kerjo said...

I did too. And The Rock wasn't in it.

Travis said...

That's true, but there was a Wayans brother in it.

Kerjo said...

Then again, he didn't pretend to be 'hardcore' either.


Or a space marine.

Travis said...

Just admit it; you're excited that there's going to be a Doom movie.

Kerjo said...

I'm somehow less excited if they're calling it the "bio-force gun".

They could have a funny moment every time they're talking about it in the movie. Be all serious, talking about Hell-spawn trying to kill them, then say, "I'm going in, and I've got my BFG with me." The other guy will look at him and ask what that stands for. The first marine will say, "Big, uh..." and they'll both look at the camera, and he'll continue, "gun."

Yeah.