I saw someone with a sweatshirt that said:
changing the world,
one developer at a time.
(Developer Division is the division of Microsoft that makes Visual Studio.) However, when I saw this shirt, the fabric was folded in such a way that the "C" was missing from "changing," presenting a less-than-flattering view of the product. I wasn't sure if he would find that funny or if I should keep it to myself, but like I've always said, "live your life without egrets."