We had a developers' dinner at work tonight; ribs and roast chicken and cole slaw and that kind of stuff. Not really my cup of tea, but it smelled good. Before we even left the conference room some of the testers started popping their heads in the door to try to steal food. (To be fair, I'm sure the devs did the same a couple weeks ago when the testers had dinner.) The best story we could come up with is that the food was poisoned, but that we were injected with the antidote before we started eating. That story didn't fend anyone off for very long, I'm afraid.