Heh, and I thought I wouldn't have anything to post about today. For some reason, people seem to like it when I'm talkative. I don't know why. Or, perhaps they're all just leading me on. If that's the case, then you're just bringing this upon yourselves. I wash my hands of this.
Knowing that there are people interested in what I say, no matter how inane, who get upset when I don't have anything to say, is pretty hot. It strokes my already rather puffy ego just the right way.