"Please tell me that someone’s not about to do a shot of Diet Snapple."
That's how wild it can get in my apartment on Friday nights.
“Well, I’ll use the new hat for the stats, but I’m so keeping this one for when I go clubbing.”
If you had a purple hat in Warcraft, you'd understand.
And, after knocking over a full can of Diet Coke but picking it up so quickly that only an ounce spilled:
Mike: That was… impressive.
Me: Thanks! I excel at controlled failure.
Noel: Hmmm… dev?