Things not to say on Valentine's Day:
- "I've been saving myself for you, sweetheart. And, by 'you,' I mean the first girl who I could get to have sex with me."
- "I know you said we wouldn't do anything extravagant this year, but I made this heart-shaped pile of murloc corpses for you anyway. I love you."
- "You mean we're doing Valentine's this year, too?"
The original plan, of course, was to have several of these. But, I haven't been able to come up with anything else since Saturday, so I just have to post as-is. Stupid internet for destroying my imagination.
I originally had a hot date (hot date, n. — a night of playing World of Warcraft with someone from work), but I was stood up. But, anyway, like any guy on Valentine's day, I'm just hoping for a mount. (Get it? Mount? Warcraft joke... can you tell I'm obsessed?)