Sunday, January 30, 2005

Just not trying anymore

My fruit salad had a recipe on the side of the can for "Dole® tropical delight." Here's how to make it:
  • 1 can fruit salad
  • 1 cup yogurt
  • Mix.

I would not take issue with the packaging if it just said "great with yogurt!" or something like that, but no, they called that a recipe. It's a recipe in the same way that the sound of urinating on a xylophone could be a symphony.

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