The UPS guy arrived this morning right before I took my shower, so I had to quickly re-clothe myself. He had just stuck a note on my door and turned away when I opened the door.
Me: Oh, almost missed it.
Him: Yeah, I'm sure you know where to pick these up by now.
It just isn't as fun to come home from work and not see a yellow sticker on my door. So what if the night clerks know (or, knew, before the complex was bought out) me by name and apartment number...