Today I woke to sound of the G-man saying "rise and... shine... mis...ter Freeman, rise and... shine." This, which I added specifically for waking up today, is the latest in my line of basically-worthless ringtones on my phone, right next to "sssssssssaaave me..." from Doom 3 and the "you just jumped on Yoshi" sound from Super Mario World and the synth strings from Toxic.
Remember today, little brother. Today, life is good.