Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Hooray haircuts

I don't know why kids (my old self included) hate haircuts. The only thing that sucks about them is having to go to get one. The extra rush of airflow to one's scalp is one of those rare, simple treats in life.

If only there was some kind of haircut machine that you could use at home. Then you could have tiny little hairs in your clothes and on the floor and making you itch all day, every day.

6 comments:

Matthew Beermann said...

Well, I know why I hate them as an adult: hairdressers who try desperately to make small talk. I paid for a cut, not conversation, lady...

Travis said...

Well, I don't HATE them because of that. They always give up on me after finding me cold, indifferent, and having just woken up. Usually the last 80% of the cut is silent.

Travis said...

...though I've been going to the same person for a while now, and the woman asked what my Segway was for three consecutive haircuts, and now just calls it my "motorcycle," which I find kind of funny.

Andy Misle said...

> If only there was some kind of haircut machine that you could use at home.
What about the FlowBee?

Travis said...

Hahahaha. They picked great models to show off their product.

Anonymous said...

i like their translation link, which just goes to babel fish.