I don't think anyone drinks out of the wrong side of a can as much as I do. I could just draw a calendar on one of my four whiteboards and put checkmarks on today each time I spill Diet Coke on myself. Of course, I drink ten beverages or so out of cans a day, so the basic laws of probability say that I should spill Diet Coke on myself more than other people.
Now I can't go get another one until I dry out. These four minutes are going to be hell.