I have an idea for a music video. It would be monochome: perhaps a scale from pale blue to dark gray. It would feature armies of homogenous people dancing slowly and methodically to a simple, constant beat. Lights flash on and off in a fixed, repeating pattern. Everyone's faces are emotionless, and it is clear that no one is enjoying themselves. Everyone, including the women, is bald. Nobody is speaking except four or five performers on a raised white platform, singing "I want to party like it's 1984."