Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Bad ideas for Halloween

I don't know if kids regularly trick-or-treat apartment complexes in Redmond; they do in Lincoln. (They should... so much candy with so little walking...) If they do, I've thought of a few bad Halloween ideas.

Bad Halloween costume ideas:
  • Child molester
  • Catholic priest
  • An upside-down, decapicated head with spider legs that jumps out from cracks in the walls and bites your face
  • Ron Jeremy

Bad Halloween candy ideas:

  • Bulk Pixy Stix (Ziploc bags filled with powdered sugar)
  • Indian candy. I'm not talking about Candy Corn, I'm talking about the hideous candy from India. Trust me, that stuff's completely inedible.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So when Sarah and I were a catholic priest and schoolgirl (not respectively) - that was a bad idea?