Bad ideas for Halloween

I don't know if kids regularly trick-or-treat apartment complexes in Redmond; they do in Lincoln. (They should... so much candy with so little walking...) If they do, I've thought of a few bad Halloween ideas.

Bad Halloween costume ideas:

• Child molester
• Catholic priest
• An upside-down, decapicated head with spider legs that jumps out from cracks in the walls and bites your face
• Ron Jeremy

Bad Halloween candy ideas:

• Bulk Pixy Stix (Ziploc bags filled with powdered sugar)
• C1AL.IS, ALSO KNOWN AS SUPER VIA.GRA
• Indian candy. I'm not talking about Candy Corn, I'm talking about the hideous candy from India. Trust me, that stuff's completely inedible.