I had a profound realization today: you know, once a man loses his nail clippers, he can't really go that long before he has to purchase a new pair (is it really called a pair?). My fingernails are now to the length where I notice they are there. This is completely unacceptable.
Oh, and don't let this post distract you from responding to my message from a few minutes ago. Please comment on that post if you haven't already, which is pretty much all of you at this point. :)