Well, I just got back from the dentist; I had my last two wisdom teeth removed. He assured me in my previous visit that I would be very high after this, and wouldn't be able to successfully call a cab to get back. He was disappointingly mistaken. I don't even feel like I've had one drink. It was a new experience, though. It was the first time I've ever been drugged, also never having been tipsy or high or anything before.
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Wow - I can't believe you've never "been tipsy" before. That's damn commendable. Also, I hope you feel better. Or if you feel fine, I hope your face doesn't swell up like Bon Jovi's butt cheeks. Although that would be hot in its own special way...
- Mandy
I can honestly say that I don't know what Bon Jovi's butt cheeks look like, but I don't appear to be swelling, perhaps thanks to the frozen cr0n I pressed against my cheeks for 40 minutes or so.
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