Well, I just got back from the dentist; I had my last two wisdom teeth removed. He assured me in my previous visit that I would be very high after this, and wouldn't be able to successfully call a cab to get back. He was disappointingly mistaken. I don't even feel like I've had one drink. It was a new experience, though. It was the first time I've ever been drugged, also never having been tipsy or high or anything before.