Friday, April 5, 2013

Hot tubs

Anyone have inside jokes with themselves?  I definitely do.  The hot tubs at my gym have signs in front of them that say

Soap shower required before entering whirlpool

but I decided that was basically just a nice way of saying something else, so every time I see those signs I'm slightly amused now because I translate them in my head to

Hey! Scrub yo butthole

So if you ever see me smirking near the hot tubs, that's why.

2 comments:

Matthew Beermann said...

Gay bathhouses are the same way.

Travis said...

[trumpet "wah-wah" sound]