Thursday, June 25

Lamest nightmare ever

Last night I had the lamest nightmare ever.  I was tracking a package on FedEx.com and saw in bold red letters "NOT DELIVERED - SIGNATURE REQUIRED."  At the sight of this I became immediately severely distraught.  For some reason or another, my package not being delivered on time was absolutely soul-crushing.  Luckily, the dream ended after fifteen seconds or so of utter despair.

(Usually I'm just really pissed off.)

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