Next year I'm going to have a reserved parking spot, all for me. It will be right next to the door, and it will have a special sign, and I will have a special parking tag. People who aren't me who try and park there will be towed. It's gonna be neat. I don't even think that the VP who works in my building has one.
Of course, I can't give away my secret and tell you how I got such a thing. Maybe if you ask me nicely. (Or, it will probably be fairly obvious to someone who reads the special parking tag once I have it next year.)