Sunday, March 9, 2008

Grants

If the US Government can afford to fund a research study to find out if chimpanzees affect the weather when they masturbate (or whatever their latest project is), I'd think that they could afford to do a little research and tell me the optimal amount of water to leave in the glass I keep on the bathroom counter so that it is least likely to be tipped over when I reach for it.

(Although, as it stands, when I do tip it over it serves as a nice reminder to wash the counter, which isn't so bad.)


Currently listening: Sia—I Go to Sleep (this version has a faster tempo than the album version)

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