Monday, August 13, 2007

Weird fact week: Monday

Hmmm, let's call this weird fact week. Once a day, I will attempt to post some weird fact about myself that really has no bearing on anything. Maybe, if you're lucky, I will be concise, and not back it up with a weird story. Here's the first one.


I've never shaved with a blade. I am very clumsy, and the very idea of doing so is fairly terrifying.


I'm sure I can think of one in the next 24 hours.

7 comments:

D Wheezy said...

Like, never shaved with a straight edge, barber shop style blade? Or like... a Mach 3-esque blade?

Because aside from vigorously rubbing the blade horizontally along your face for minutes on end, I'm pretty sure there's no way to cut yourself with the Mach style products. They seem to go out of their way to avoid your skin while simultaneously demolishing all hair that stand in its way.

Gillette should really put me on their marketing team.

Travis said...

Neither. I dunno; a product that encourages me to put tiny knives up to my face is not very appealing. I'd rather use a product with tiny knives that are hidden inside of a whirring machine.

Louise said...

Not sure I would really call this a weird fact. It's really just an unusual fact. Hope the next one is better :P

Matthew Johnson said...

I think Louise is hoping to find out about your 3 penises, Travis. :-o

Travis said...

Let's keep that between us.

Louise said...

Again, not really weird. Just unfortunate.

Louise said...

Never mind. I misread Matt's statement. It's been a long day....