I had a strange dream this morning right before I woke up. In it, everything I wanted seemed to be coming true. Unfortunately, everything I wanted was extremely simple or mundane. I don't remember all the details, but I do remember that a package that I'm expecting today arrived before I left for work. That was the highlight of my dream-day: an early FedEx delivery. (It's not even something that cool; it's a board game that I'm going to take to my office.) The only other thing I remember is that in my dream, I woke up without snoozing the alarm, and the bed was already made.
Then, of course, I woke up to find that not even my mildest fantasies have come true. As I see it, it's one thing to be dreaming of lesbian supermodels and then wake up to find none, but another to be dreaming of not having to adjust your bedsheets and having not even that come true.