Saturday, January 6, 2007

Gratuitous

Never before have I been to a party with so many unwarranted removals of shirts and pants.

And also... fun party tip: if you bring a set of anal beads as a birthday gift for your hostess, you'll have an exciting conversation topic and running gag for a solid six hours. If you play some sort of game involving guessing, such as Pictionary, "anal beads" will be the first phrase guessed each time, before the pencil even hits the paper.

10 comments:

Matthew Johnson said...

Shirts and pants? Anal beads? Are you sure this wasn't an orgy?

Louise said...

Oh my! My image of you as this sweet, innocent man from Nebraska has been ruined forever. Especially if you are the one who bought the anal beads as a gift!

Matthew Johnson said...

You should ask Travis about the kangaroo scrotum sometime.

Travis said...

Quite sure. And no, I did not bring the anal beads. I just gave a birthday card.

Compared to what you might infer, it was actually pretty tame, though quite loud with Guitar Hero blaring until three in the morning.

Louise said...

Kangaroo scrotum?! Do I even want to know?

Travis said...

Once I gave my friend Tracy a coinpurse made from a... kangaroo's coinpurse.

So what, big whoop; wanna fight about it?

clay said...

so, this birthday card...it wasn't a Native American birthday card, was it?

Travis said...

'fraid not. It was a Knock Knock card.

Renata said...

Hahahaha. I'm glad my party warranted 8 comments on your blog post!!! I still have the "gift" sitting on my coffee table assuming that people who come over will just know that it's a joke. I hope I'm right ...

Travis said...

Oh no! You've found my blog! Now I can't casually refer to you as "that hot coworker" anymore.

Well, I guess I could.