Thursday, March 2

The darndest things

Yet another child quote:

"Mommy, is it alright if I go to the bathroom? I think I'm going to fart."
(fifteen minutes later)
"No more assloads of tacos! I almost pooped my pants."

I dare anyone to keep a straight face after that.

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I wrote this around 11:28 PM.  There are 2 comments—post yours. 

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Blogger Luke said:
What's the age on this little bundle of love?
Blogger Travis said:
I think 7.
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