I would like to extend my personal kudos to the Resolve carpet cleaner product. And what are kudos without a story involving bodily fluids?
Yesterday in the early afternoon, I got up from the computer and noticed dark red blotches all over the floor. Then I noticed that my toe was bleeding... quite a bit. It had happened earlier when I stubbed it, but it wasn't bleeding at the time. Crap, I thought, that's never coming out. So, I went to the kitchen to get the Resolve carpet cleaner, which I had never used before then, and a brush. But, somewhere along the way I kind of forgot about the carpet, and probably ended up getting a Diet Coke instead. So, at about midnight, I got up only to see that there were still dark red blotches all over the floor, and my toe was still covered in blood. Double crap! But, to my amazement, the blood stains that had been sitting there for at least ten hours all came right out after a couple sprays and a couple minutes of waiting.
If you ever murder a prostitute and forgot to put down trash bags or a plastic tarp, be sure to get a bottle of Resolve!