- Beyoncé - Check on It
- D4L - Laffy Taffy
- Eminem - When I'm Gone
- Nelly - Grillz
- Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
- Pussycat Dolls - Stickwitu
- Mary J. Blige - Be Without You
- Chris Brown - Yo
- Kelly Clarkson - Because of You
- Chris Brown and Juelz Santana - Run It
I hadn't heard any of these modern masterpieces before. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
I just don't know what to say. (Luckily, that's never stopped me from blathering anyway.) First of all, what a wide range of genres! We've got everything from Rap to R&B represented on that list. And, I guess, Kelly Clarkson, which I guess is American Idol Light Pop, huh?
Really the only tolerable thing on here was Run It, #10, because it was kinda catchy. As far as I can tell, Chris is a fifteen-year-old boy who thinks he's Usher. In fact, I think this is actually a remake of the video for Yeah by Usher. The song's pretty much the same. It's pretty much the same video but without the neat lasers. Neither one's all that great. I'm pretty sure that the main reason this video exists is to make fourteen-year-old girls mast... post pictures of Chris in their lockers. Because, well, he's so-oo dreamy.
This is why I don't listen to the radio.