Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Like those "kissing a smoker is just as gross" commercials

You never really realize how dirty the part of the bathroom floor that your feet never touch is until you drop a contact lens.

5 comments:

ianonymous said...

you know, a mop will take care of that problem for you.

Travis said...

I clean things when I become unhappy with their current state of cleanliness. So, the carpet is vacuumed once a week, I clean the kitchen counters roughly weekly, I clean the bathroom counters every few weeks, and (1) the open floor under the bathroom counter where I never look and (2) under the dining table hardly get cleaned at all... until now, of course, because now it really bothers me. It's mostly beards scraps and dust.

Anonymous said...

unless you shave your balls in the shower there are probably pubes in thre as well.

Anonymous said...

Jesus. Never drop a contact lens on a bathroom floor. Never. Never.

Travis said...

In the shower? No way. I'm an electric shaver kind of guy.