Tonight at the Thursday Evening Board Gamers:
Woman: (adjusts bra alignment and then frowns) Well, that didn't work.
Man 1: Worked for me!
Man 2: I disagree.
Man 3: You could try it again.
Probably one of those "you had to be there" things, but eh... when in Rome...
The funnier story involves her pulling me off to the side and saying in a low voice "so, when you masturbate..." to explain something that she said earlier that she thought I didn't understand but I understood fully and she just misheard me. But, she told me not to tell that story, so I won't.