The "rad dyke plumber" thing from a couple days ago got me thinking. There's this cliché of lonely, wealthy, married women hiring attractive men to do housework and then having an affair with the poolboy or the kid who mows the lawn or whatever. Perhaps this is a service that should be offered to the general populace. Make it absolutely well known in the community that your lawnmowers and pool boys are guaranteed hot or your money back. I think that this would be a service primarily for women and gay older men, but it could also be for straight men and lesbians. I just have a feeling that there aren't as many attractive women who would be willing to do yard work for a company that's paying them just because they're hot. I'm not really sure whether the typical guy would be willing to pay for a hot girl to do lawn work... but I'm certain that there would be at least enough demand to cover supply. Seems like a good idea to me.
No, this post was not just an excuse to post a link to the music video for Satisfaction.