Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Remnants

I'm always finding tiny little pieces of tan plastic around my apartment, and they often look like they're something else at first glance. Sometimes it's a shadow, sometimes a carpet stain, sometimes a spill in the kitchen, but it's always really just a piece of a Safeway bag (you know, the part at the top where they hang up on the rack) that's been floating around. They're just everywhere... I think they might be multiplying.

2 comments:

Henry Schimke said...

They have a colony under you refrigerator. At night, after you crawl into the despicable hole you call your dreams, they come out and procreate violently. It turns out that they simply MUST do this on your sleeping torso.

Travis said...

Exactly as I feared.

Oh, Henry, you must comment more often.