Saturday, June 4
Carrots
I was eating carrots yesterday, and everything was fine, until I bit into one perfectly normal-looking carrot that tasted like rum. I don't know what processes a carrot goes through to taste like rum, but this one had been through those processes. It was horribly unexpected. I couldn't eat any more after that.
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